Controversial host expected to quiz Lizard Person on COVID-19 claims as it’s all he ever fucking bangs on about.
Magnetic zone known as “the Roth” believed to have crashed their spaceship on the planet Karn. Rescue plans at early stage. MORE TO FOLLOW
In other news: did COVID-19 come from the stars?
Fyffe tour dates confirmed.
Gambling tale of woe to follow
A breed of alien mushroom has been identified as the cause of Brexit, the 2016 election of Donald Trump, and comedian Jim Davidson. To find out more you simply cannot miss the no-doubt inspiring and life-affirming event “Othering Mushrooms: Migratism and its racist entanglements in the Brexit campaign” with Dr […]
Set for Black Friday release, shipping with free plastic daffodil display.
Prehistoric instrumental to follow
Somewhere, beyond the sea.
Members of the Vivian Fay Adventists are rounded up by Justice Machines.
The revelation has lead to one confirmed Downing Street departure, with back benchers keen for the PM to reshuffle his entire backroom staff. Further, the famous lockdown breacher is believed to stalk the parks of Barnard Castle for unsuspecting victims of his mime act. PM Monoid’s partner said to be […]
It is an interesting conjecture…