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Fiat currency crash to follow
Supreme Commander Demands Maximum Power Vaccines
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Schoolboy Demands Schools Reopen, Cites “Millions of Followers”
Brian Morbius – known as “Chop Suey” at school – has also challenged lockdown-backing ministers to a “mindbending duel.”
Congressman Attempts Ill-Advised Cyberman Cosplay
After screaming “You Will Be Like Us” at protestors, he was quickly evacuated. MORE TO FOLLOW
Morgus Denies Conglomerate Is Stockpiling COVID Vaccine
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Supreme Leader Insists Federation Separatists Will Agree Terms
After negotiating for almost five years, departure from the European Federation is almost complete. In a brief statement following a pause in negotiations, the Supreme Leader was upbeat. “We had a lively & interesting discussion on the state of play on outstanding issues. We understand each other’s positions. They remain […]
Village People Reform, Announce 10-Shop Tour
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“That’s not quite a fence” Says City Woman Obsessed with Fences
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