Brian Morbius – known as “Chop Suey” at school – has also challenged lockdown-backing ministers to a “mindbending duel.”
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After negotiating for almost five years, departure from the European Federation is almost complete. In a brief statement following a pause in negotiations, the Supreme Leader was upbeat. “We had a lively & interesting discussion on the state of play on outstanding issues. We understand each other’s positions. They remain […]
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A notable British actor has been dropped by his agent following a series of mild observations on Twitter and TV talk shows.
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Following news that flagship political discussion show Question Time has lost over 7 million viewers in under a decade, BBC producers are developing a new format that will: Provide more viewer interaction “Brexit” discussions to be banned Introduce a new host to replace Fiona Bruce’s eyebrows Leave the least popular […]