Brian Morbius – known as “Chop Suey” at school – has also challenged lockdown-backing ministers to a “mindbending duel.”
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Supreme Leader Insists Federation Separatists Will Agree Terms
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City Woman Tries to Explain Fences to Reading Circle
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British Actor Dropped by Agent for Subconsciously Upsetting People
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Duke of Manhattan Reminds Citizens He Has “Always Been President”
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Covid Tiers Unite Daleks in Furious Rebellion
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BBC: New Question Time Format “will halt ratings decline”
Following news that flagship political discussion show Question Time has lost over 7 million viewers in under a decade, BBC producers are developing a new format that will: Provide more viewer interaction “Brexit” discussions to be banned Introduce a new host to replace Fiona Bruce’s eyebrows Leave the least popular […]