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Month: September 2020
Gary Lineker Finds Love With Shape-Shifting Zygon Refugee
PICS TO FOLLOW
Missing GP Constipated for Half a Century
DEFINITELY NOT BIGGER ON THE INSIDE
PM Monoid Could Have Been Replaced with Sentient Cabbage
HE’S CALLED ERIC AND LIVES ON AN ALLOTMENT IN SHERBOURNE
Future Humans Will Be “COVID Safe”
RELATED: PROSTHETIC INDUSTRY SET TO BOOM
PM Monoid Announces Startling New COVID Measures
Includes “Sacrifice of first born” to prevent viral spread.
Man Shits Cyberman Head
MOANED-AS IT PASSED
King Yrcanos Denies ‘mini strokes’: “Queen Perpugilliam handles that sort of thing”
MORE TO FOLLOW
Struggling Scottish Island Forced to Make Sacrifices in Order to Afford School Uniforms.
MORE TO FOLLOW