Downing Street Scandal: Senior Advisor’s Double Life as Mime Artist Revealed

Christian Cawley
Dominic Cummings, mime artist

The revelation has lead to one confirmed Downing Street departure, with back benchers keen for the PM to reshuffle his entire backroom staff.

Further, the famous lockdown breacher is believed to stalk the parks of Barnard Castle for unsuspecting victims of his mime act. PM Monoid’s partner said to be “horrified” by the mime, indicating that woodland creatures have been psychologically scarred.

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