PM Monoid Adopts Stop-Motion Cheese Eating Plasticine Avatar

Christian Cawley

Prime Minister Monoid has completed a radical makeover aimed at making his physical appearance more appealing, according to Downing Street insiders. While his one-eyed appearance is believed to dissuade voters, the more natural pallid texture and addiction to Wensleydale is considered “endearing” say Downing Street sources, who admit to referring […]

“John Barrowman Declaration” Erased By Google

Christian Cawley

TV star John Barrowman has been left “confused and somewhat deranged” over news that Google has erased the John Barrowman Declaration at a time when TV work is at a premium. The declaration, which states the trans-Atlantic Scottish star must appear on political shows to share his deeply held political […]

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