Prime Minister Monoid has completed a radical makeover aimed at making his physical appearance more appealing, according to Downing Street insiders. While his one-eyed appearance is believed to dissuade voters, the more natural pallid texture and addiction to Wensleydale is considered “endearing” say Downing Street sources, who admit to referring […]
Zoomways blocked, Muties homeless, Fatties… well, Fattied.
TV star John Barrowman has been left “confused and somewhat deranged” over news that Google has erased the John Barrowman Declaration at a time when TV work is at a premium. The declaration, which states the trans-Atlantic Scottish star must appear on political shows to share his deeply held political […]
Rumours they have a vaccine have been denied.
Golf to follow
Never one to find himself unwelcomely close to another person (or alien), hardy leader of Torchwood Cardiff Jack Harkness shares his expert tips for intimate social distancing.
She’s also prepared Ice Crystal Horoscopes.
Somehow he has a wonderful way of making the whole thing come alive.
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TV slots, recriminations, and tell-all memoirs to follow.