Govt Spokesman Outlines New Tier System Rules

Accusations system is “too complicated” batted away. Following direct questioning, Sol3 has learned that along with 4000 maximum spectators for football, cricket restrictions have been lifted. The rules are as follows: Cricket isn’t banned unless you’re from the north and have a note from matron. If attending, sit next to […]

Alien Mushrooms Caused Brexit, Trump, and Jim Davidson

A breed of alien mushroom has been identified as the cause of Brexit, the 2016 election of Donald Trump, and comedian Jim Davidson. To find out more you simply cannot miss the no-doubt inspiring and life-affirming event “Othering Mushrooms: Migratism and its racist entanglements in the Brexit campaign” with Dr […]

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