Set for Black Friday release, shipping with free plastic daffodil display.
Prehistoric instrumental to follow
Somewhere, beyond the sea.
Members of the Vivian Fay Adventists are rounded up by Justice Machines.
The revelation has lead to one confirmed Downing Street departure, with back benchers keen for the PM to reshuffle his entire backroom staff. Further, the famous lockdown breacher is believed to stalk the parks of Barnard Castle for unsuspecting victims of his mime act. PM Monoid’s partner said to be […]
It is an interesting conjecture…
Unlimited cat food, though.
Prime Minister Monoid has completed a radical makeover aimed at making his physical appearance more appealing, according to Downing Street insiders. While his one-eyed appearance is believed to dissuade voters, the more natural pallid texture and addiction to Wensleydale is considered “endearing” say Downing Street sources, who admit to referring […]
Zoomways blocked, Muties homeless, Fatties… well, Fattied.
TV star John Barrowman has been left “confused and somewhat deranged” over news that Google has erased the John Barrowman Declaration at a time when TV work is at a premium. The declaration, which states the trans-Atlantic Scottish star must appear on political shows to share his deeply held political […]
Rumours they have a vaccine have been denied.
Golf to follow