Golf to follow
Never one to find himself unwelcomely close to another person (or alien), hardy leader of Torchwood Cardiff Jack Harkness shares his expert tips for intimate social distancing.
She’s also prepared Ice Crystal Horoscopes.
Somehow he has a wonderful way of making the whole thing come alive.
Next: Ice Crystal Horoscopes
New employee opportunities include secondary school teachers, advisers to pan-national security groups, sugar salesmen, keep fit instructors, pro chess players, innovative businessmen, cricketer.
ARTICLE SET FOR DELETION
TV slots, recriminations, and tell-all memoirs to follow.
OTHER NEWS: ELEVATOR REPAIRED
A white witch has issued a warning sent from beyond the grave to Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Found in her nightclothes by family in a petrified state, Martha Tyler (105), of Fetchborough, Hampshire, claimed that she had been visited by a “wicked old devil” that was “hungry for [her] […]
Federation Supreme Commander Servalan has issued a stark warning to the US following its democratic discomfiture noting that transparency must be “maintained” and that “there will be no second chances.”
PM announces kids should “Eat my sausage fingers.” At this point it is unclear whether PM has cleaned his nails. More to follow after breakfast.