Nyssa of Traken has recalled the last time she saw her father on this arbitrary annivesary of his vanishing from the consul quarters. “He told me there was a new clock he was interested in,” Nyssa told us, “and he absolutely had to go and see it. He said it […]
HORIZONTAL LINE TO FOLLOW
In wholly unrelated news, John Barrowman guest stars in the Christmas Doctor Who, Revolution of the Daleks.
Controversial host expected to quiz Lizard Person on COVID-19 claims as it’s all he ever fucking bangs on about.
Magnetic zone known as “the Roth” believed to have crashed their spaceship on the planet Karn. Rescue plans at early stage. MORE TO FOLLOW
Gambling tale of woe to follow
A breed of alien mushroom has been identified as the cause of Brexit, the 2016 election of Donald Trump, and comedian Jim Davidson. To find out more you simply cannot miss the no-doubt inspiring and life-affirming event “Othering Mushrooms: Migratism and its racist entanglements in the Brexit campaign” with Dr […]
Set for Black Friday release, shipping with free plastic daffodil display.
Members of the Vivian Fay Adventists are rounded up by Justice Machines.
A white witch has issued a warning sent from beyond the grave to Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Found in her nightclothes by family in a petrified state, Martha Tyler (105), of Fetchborough, Hampshire, claimed that she had been visited by a “wicked old devil” that was “hungry for [her] […]
PICS TO FOLLOW
DEFINITELY NOT BIGGER ON THE INSIDE