Global leaders have begun to relax following the admission from the Draconian ambassador that Earth has done enough to deal with the galactic plague, signaling that quarantine may end. Unconfirmed reports indicate that galactic businesses based on Sol 3 are already gearing to resume trading with the colonial outposts, with […]
School orchestra lead takes time out from genetic experiments to ensure Kaled High School is superior to Thal Academy at annual competition.
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In related news, Sharaz Jek unveils army of COVID-safe androids.
Accusations system is “too complicated” batted away. Following direct questioning, Sol3 has learned that along with 4000 maximum spectators for football, cricket restrictions have been lifted. The rules are as follows: Cricket isn’t banned unless you’re from the north and have a note from matron. If attending, sit next to […]
It is an interesting conjecture…
Zoomways blocked, Muties homeless, Fatties… well, Fattied.
Never one to find himself unwelcomely close to another person (or alien), hardy leader of Torchwood Cardiff Jack Harkness shares his expert tips for intimate social distancing.
She’s also prepared Ice Crystal Horoscopes.
Somehow he has a wonderful way of making the whole thing come alive.
OTHER NEWS: ELEVATOR REPAIRED
PM announces kids should “Eat my sausage fingers.” At this point it is unclear whether PM has cleaned his nails. More to follow after breakfast.