Stunning scenes in Central London yesterday as the unwashed hordes descended upon the long-vacated BBC Television Centre. It turned out, however, that protestors had found themselves outside the wrong address for the BBC, with Television Centre now a collection of small TV studios and flats. Unwilling to be put off, […]
Plagued by reports of ill-health, John Lumic, speaking from his airship above his adopted home country, announced that his teams have developed a COVID vaccine – available from today. In a brief announcement, Lumic’s automaton PA outlined the details of the vaccine, before handing over the visibly tired businessman. “I […]
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PM announces kids should “Eat my sausage fingers.” At this point it is unclear whether PM has cleaned his nails. More to follow after breakfast.
More to follow