Stunning scenes in Central London yesterday as the unwashed hordes descended upon the long-vacated BBC Television Centre. It turned out, however, that protestors had found themselves outside the wrong address for the BBC, with Television Centre now a collection of small TV studios and flats. Unwilling to be put off, […]
Health
Industrialist and Philanthropist John Lumic Releases Must-Have COVID Vaccine
Plagued by reports of ill-health, John Lumic, speaking from his airship above his adopted home country, announced that his teams have developed a COVID vaccine – available from today. In a brief announcement, Lumic’s automaton PA outlined the details of the vaccine, before handing over the visibly tired businessman. “I […]
Why Do Anti-Vaxxers Fear the Great Healer’s COVID19 Cure?
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PM Monoid Intervenes in “Hungry School Children” Debate
PM announces kids should “Eat my sausage fingers.” At this point it is unclear whether PM has cleaned his nails. More to follow after breakfast.
BREAKING: New PPE Unveiled in Virus Fight
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