Supreme Dalek Defends Davros Knighthood

Christian Cawley

Following the Dalek Emperor’s New Year’s honour for esteemed geneticist and architect of the Dalek race Davros, the Supreme Dalek has thrown its weight behind the award. Citing his role as the “one of the toughest jobs in the universe” the Supreme Dalek added that the move was “respectul… And […]

PM Monoid Adopts Stop-Motion Cheese Eating Plasticine Avatar

Christian Cawley

Prime Minister Monoid has completed a radical makeover aimed at making his physical appearance more appealing, according to Downing Street insiders. While his one-eyed appearance is believed to dissuade voters, the more natural pallid texture and addiction to Wensleydale is considered “endearing” say Downing Street sources, who admit to referring […]

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