Gordon Ramsay will not return to the show after the shock disappearance of the show’s producer, Joinson Dastari. His replacement is Shockeye o’ the Quawncing Grig, who is expected to offer challenging new menus to struggling establishments which will mix serving humans with a more sustainable menu. Shockeye’s Kitchen Nightmares […]
A notable British actor has been dropped by his agent following a series of mild observations on Twitter and TV talk shows.
Following news that flagship political discussion show Question Time has lost over 7 million viewers in under a decade, BBC producers are developing a new format that will: Provide more viewer interaction “Brexit” discussions to be banned Introduce a new host to replace Fiona Bruce’s eyebrows Leave the least popular […]
In wholly unrelated news, John Barrowman guest stars in the Christmas Doctor Who, Revolution of the Daleks.
Theological college reports surge in applications from Equity members. NEXT: Wolves are running out of time to avoid relegation battle, says ex-captain.
Controversial host expected to quiz Lizard Person on COVID-19 claims as it’s all he ever fucking bangs on about.
Magnetic zone known as “the Roth” believed to have crashed their spaceship on the planet Karn. Rescue plans at early stage. MORE TO FOLLOW
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TV star John Barrowman has been left “confused and somewhat deranged” over news that Google has erased the John Barrowman Declaration at a time when TV work is at a premium. The declaration, which states the trans-Atlantic Scottish star must appear on political shows to share his deeply held political […]
TV slots, recriminations, and tell-all memoirs to follow.
Georgian National Ballet to follow