Following the Dalek Emperor’s New Year’s honour for esteemed geneticist and architect of the Dalek race Davros, the Supreme Dalek has thrown its weight behind the award. Citing his role as the “one of the toughest jobs in the universe” the Supreme Dalek added that the move was “respectul… And […]
Following the shock withdrawal of Earth and Draconian forces from the Dalek home planet of Skaro, the newly reinstated Emperor Dalek has offered a tentacle of friendship. Confirming Thals “will have rights” on the new Skaro, the Emperor emphasized his willingness to work with other groups. Recognizing that Earth and […]
Nyssa of Traken has recalled the last time she saw her father on this arbitrary annivesary of his vanishing from the consul quarters. “He told me there was a new clock he was interested in,” Nyssa told us, “and he absolutely had to go and see it. He said it […]
The inspiration for the new incarnation of Mattel’s iconic Barbie doll has been revealed. No longer a blonde bimbo bombshell, Barbie now has striking feminist credentials, and is based on former bus conductor Olive Rudge of Borehamwood, Hertfordshire. Now CEO of a successful Web 2.0 courier service, Ms Rudge told […]
Global leaders have begun to relax following the admission from the Draconian ambassador that Earth has done enough to deal with the galactic plague, signaling that quarantine may end. Unconfirmed reports indicate that galactic businesses based on Sol 3 are already gearing to resume trading with the colonial outposts, with […]
Stunning scenes in Central London yesterday as the unwashed hordes descended upon the long-vacated BBC Television Centre. It turned out, however, that protestors had found themselves outside the wrong address for the BBC, with Television Centre now a collection of small TV studios and flats. Unwilling to be put off, […]
Gordon Ramsay will not return to the show after the shock disappearance of the show’s producer, Joinson Dastari. His replacement is Shockeye o’ the Quawncing Grig, who is expected to offer challenging new menus to struggling establishments which will mix serving humans with a more sustainable menu. Shockeye’s Kitchen Nightmares […]
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